Monday, 30 November 2009

And a very merry mp3 to you, too - #809


Not only do we have to endure another 4 weeks of mistletoe, the stench of cheap glühwein and Father Christmas "Ho, ho, ho"ing everywhere you look, but there's the MUSIC as well.

I wouldn't mind if it was Springsteen's "Santa Claus is coming to town" or "A Christmas Gift for You" from Phil Spector.

It's not.

It's Muzak of the direst kind.

Good thing I'm aurally challenged, then.

Mind you, Saint Bob's "Christmas in the heart" might be worth a spin.

It's for a good cause, anyway....

Sunday, 29 November 2009

Getting in the mood - #808


And given that today's the first Sunday in Advent*, here's some Christmas cheer.

*Not quite sure what is in terms of Hanukkah, Kwanzaa etc, but enjoy anyway

Saturday, 28 November 2009

New kid in town (not) - #807


Hans-Josef Schwarz, Master of the espresso machine and Coffee Roaster par excellence at Caffea Moguntia in an unusually quiet moment at the TSOW.

Probably because the Christmas market is in full swing, he's been forcibly relocated from his usual possie, and his confused customers are milling about where he used to be, desperate for their daily caffeine hit and wondering why there's an overpowering stench of cheap mulled wine....

Friday, 27 November 2009

New kid in town - #806


A new face at Caffea Moguntia (aka the Tin Shed on Wheels) - Susanne.

Hans-Josef Schwarz appears to have been promoted to Chef d'Espresso, vacating his previous position as Washer-upper and General Dogsbody and giving Susanne a shot at paying off her student loan.

Quite a good job she's doing, too.

Friendly with it.

And - much as I like Hans- Josef - a definite optical enhancement.

Not too sure about the hat, though....

Thursday, 26 November 2009

If you can't afford a fish-eye lens... - #805


..(which is a given), use the next best thing, which would be a reflective bauble on the Christmas tree in front of the Staatstheater.

And yes, I would be the chappy holding his big red nose with both hands.

(iPhone in a festively red iSkin, actually)

Wednesday, 25 November 2009

Unaccosted as I am...#804


Stood under this bunch of mistletoe for AT LEAST 5 minutes and remained unaccosted.

I can think of two reasons:

It's too early
I'm perceived to be challenged in the attractiveness department.

I think I know which one...

Tuesday, 24 November 2009

Day out - #803


These guys appear to be on day-release from Guantanamo Bay.

From the uniform, at least.

They must be the harmless ones.

The ones I've seen on TV all have shackles and are surrounded by armed guards....

Monday, 23 November 2009

Girls of our age - #802

Mrs jb helped Mrs Frank the Potter, Ingrid, out at the Alzey Potter's Market on Saturday.

They appear to have sold quite well which is a bit of surprise, given their reputation of chatting away nonstop for hours on end to the virtual exclusion of any other activity.

I couldn't help thinking about our ex-neighbour, Cathy, who used to fly longhaul for PanAm.

(Now, THAT tells you how old this story is)

She and Mrs jb were chatting about being sandwich mechanics and Cathy said

"Oh, I just flew with a girl last week ...well, YOU know, Girls of OUR age..."

Sunday, 22 November 2009

Here we go - #801


As strung up, just waiting for the Christmas market to start.

Potato pancakes. YESSSS!

Saturday, 21 November 2009

Lawyers -#800

This stuff should keep them away.

Or was it vampires?

Thinks: Is there actually a difference?

Friday, 20 November 2009

Having a good time/not so good time - #799


Back in Nelson cutting hay the other week, so met up with Meg and Ben from the excellent Nelson Daily Photo for a coffee at the Red Gallery.

Which was closed.

You'd think they'd know that, being locals and all that.

We wrestled (sorry, can't help it...) awhile with the alternatives and settled on Zumo across the road, a shed-ey sort of place surrounded by a multitude of benign bikers.

We had a great time. As you can see.

Not too sure about the folks on the other side of the table, though.

Looks pretty much like a classic case of "bed, getting out of the wrong side of" to me

Thursday, 19 November 2009

Boing...... #798

Or:

How to turn into a Rastamangirl in 1 easy lesson

Wednesday, 18 November 2009

Head over heels - #797


The Burgundy market in Mainz isn't exclusively grown-ups standing around slurping champagne and white wine.


(It is as far as I'm concerned. That and eating crepes)


But they got bungy-jumping for the littlies, too.


Except they don't jump off a bridge into the Kawarau river.


They bounce back up and do somersaults.


Cool as...

Tuesday, 17 November 2009

Adieu, Auf Wiedersehen, Farewell - #796


For this year at least

(New wine, grape juice, red and white grapes)

Monday, 16 November 2009

Boom! - #795


Everyone ducked.

"Was that the Concorde? Couldn't be - it's been mothballed"

Oh, you mean the boom on the CRANE on the Domplatz...

That's OK then, I suppose.

Sunday, 15 November 2009

Catwalk -#794


New place has opened up in the Kirschgarten.

"Laufsteg" which translates as "Catwalk"

More like cat house, if you look at the gear the window flossies are wearing.

Not that I'll admit to be clued up about fashion.

Actually, I AM - I just don't admit it....

Saturday, 14 November 2009

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire - #793


Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
Jack Frost nipping at your nose.
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir.
And folks dressed up like Eskimos

I don't mind getting into the spirit of things, but I REFUSE to dress up like an Eskimo Inuit. (Very PC around here...)


And I'm FOR SURE not going to eat any whale-blubber on a stick, either..

Friday, 13 November 2009

Thought as much - #792


I was right, then.

Christmas is here.

Concurrent to Karneval.

What have I done to deserve this...?

Thursday, 12 November 2009

Variety...#791


..is the spice of life.

This great.

Instead of the usual boring 3 or 4 varieties of yellow-fleshed spuds, one of the stands on the market has a whole range of heritage potatoes.

Pink fur fir, blue salad...

FINALLY!

Wednesday, 11 November 2009

The Silly Season -#790


At exactly this instant - 11:11 on 11:.11 - officially Karneval kicks off  and doesn't finish until 17 February next year.

Lord preserve us.

And while we're on the subject of terminal silliness, here's a story from the murky past:

When I used to work in airline operations (long before I did the "Executive Management" thing), we used to deal with the media logistics outfits.

They'd screech to a halt outside the terminal, disgorge bundles of newspapers and magazines so hot off the press that the ink was still wet and be off to the next drop-off point.

We'd make sure that they were on the flights to where-ever that left within the hour.

And we'd get free samples for our troubles.

Which was the source of great envy to the plebs who didn't get free samples and who'd sidle up to you - all friendly and greasy, two-faced as anything - and say "You always get free magazines - can I have one, too?"

"Hörzu" ("Listen up"), a TV magazine, was in greatest demand and these scrounger fell on our nerves royally.

So we hatched a plot. (If I recall, idle hands and alcohol were involved)

We kept back a great pile of them for a year and when the sidlers turned up on their usual bottom-feeding act, we handed them out with great generosity.

So there they were a week later, sitting at home on the sofa with wifey, trying to work out why there's a political discussion on instead of the blockbuster they were looking  forward to.

We kept a fairly low profile for a while after that.....

Tuesday, 10 November 2009

Give us a hand, mate - #789


No worries - tell me when you're reddy.....

Seen in the Kirschgarten

Monday, 9 November 2009

A day at Caffea Moguntia - reloaded #788


The saga continues...

It is not a good idea to put your hands into the beans straight after they've come out of the roaster.
It is not a good idea to put your hands into the beans straight after they've come out of the roaster.
It is not a good idea to put your hands into the beans straight after they've come out of the roaster.....

Talk about smoke!

Talk about heat!

Talk about aroma.......

Sunday, 8 November 2009

New flossie in the family - #787

Image removed at the request of the parents

Eva Hellmich 23.10.2009 3.8kg

A real sweetie.

Ms jb's great-niece, actually, but she seems to have taken an instant liking to me - if sleeping on my tum without a murmur for an hour and a half's any indication, anyway.

Civil servants don't normally have a deserved reputation for producing anything a) on time b) to budget and c) of notable quality, but these two are a scintillating exception to the rule....

Saturday, 7 November 2009

Please don't wince...#786


...I'm only a quince.

One of those "only a mother could love it"-looking thingies.

But once you've scrubbed it well to a mirror-like  yellow to get rid of the bum-fluff delicate fuzz, you're ready to make paté de coing

(Quince fruit cheese to the rest of you, although it doesn't quite have the same je ne sais quoi ....ring?... to it, really.)

Peel, cube, boil and reduce with loads of sugar, dry.

It's divine.

As are these poached quinces on pain perdu*.

*French toast to the rest of you...

Friday, 6 November 2009

Street art - #785


The Johanniskirche is hiding behind a wooden fence during renovations.

Someone's taken it upon themselves to decorate it.

Art, supposedly

Thursday, 5 November 2009

Shameless commercialism - #784


Not my photo.

Not even Mainz.

And not even in English.

Frank the Potter and 3 of his mates have taken over the running of the Potters' Market in Alzey, a biggish town a hop, skip, jump and a full marathon away from here.


I've set up a quick and dirty internet presence for them over here and if you're in the vicinity in a couple of weeks, it's worth a visit.

Hope this'll give it some traction.

Wednesday, 4 November 2009

Coats of (not) many colours -#783


Given that black appears to be the "new black", monochrome might be more appropriate...

Mantelsonntag in Mainz

Tuesday, 3 November 2009

Sibling rivalry - #782


Deja vu all over again

"Mainz is nicer than Wiesbaden"

Goes without saying

Monday, 2 November 2009

Sweet or sour #781

You could be excused for thinking you were in a Chinese restaurant...

"Susses oder saures", they chimed unisono, with a bit of prompting from the accompanying Yummy Mummies.

"Sweet or sour", which appears to be local equivalent of "Trick or treat".

Seeing that my current diet (I'm fasting for a week..) consists primarily of cider vinegar and water, I was going to invite them to join me in a tipple.

Ms jb rapidly put the kibosh on that and liberally distributed chocolates to all and sundry to squeals of glee.

Certainly made my mouth water....

Sunday, 1 November 2009

Monthly Theme Day - Doors - #780


Now, if Eric at Paris Daily Photo hasn't hot-footed it down to Père Lachaise Cemetery today, I'll be severely disappointed.

Jim Morrison? Doors? No?


The main door of St Stephan at the top of the Gaustrasse

Funny, I always thought there were TWO loaves and FIVE fish...

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