The female of the species and their offspring are instructed to take the detour.
And we blokes?
Are we meant to clamber over the fence and risk our lives being masculine, tramping through the building site, or what?
My Uncle John was onto something when he said he preferred flying Air France.
"If there's an accident" he'd say " there's none of this crap about women and children first..."
Welcome to the rest of the world, illuminating our darkened streets and keeping us on the straight and narrow:
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For your musical enjoyment or otherwise...
Streetlife - Randy Crawford
Blinded by the lights - The Streets